Archive for November, 2009


Monday, November 16th, 2009

Jag raderar en trattlans massa blogspam ifrån mina siter. De flesta är oskyldiga inlägg som lyder “Interesting and informative. But will you write about this one more?” eller liknande. Och sen finns det en länk som går till slumpmässig viagrasida. Det här fungerar inte skitbra då alla kommentarer måste godkänas innan de dyker upp och sen så är det svårt att slinka förbi med låtsassmicker på ett annat språk. Det enda det här resulterar i är en massa raderingar för min del.

Den senaste månaden har de försökt en ny approach, som jag uppskattar betydligt mer. Kommentaren inleds med “A fresh joke from the internet” och följs av de sämsta, torraste skämt jag någonsin varit med om. Fast, rätt ofta fnittrar jag ändå.

Tänkte dock dela med mig av det som kommit in;

  • What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.
  • Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
  • Did you hear about the two men who walked into a bar? The third one ducked.
  • What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.
  • How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
  • What geometric figure represents a lost parrot? A polygon.
  • What insect does well in school? A spelling bee.
  • Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
  • What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
  • Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
  • What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg.
  • Which of these things don’t belong: A tuna, a lobster, or a Chinese guy
    run over by a truck? The tuna. The other two are crustaceans.
  • Where did the vegetables go to get drunk? The Salad Bar.
  • What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? Well done. (Too soon?)
  • What’s happening when you hear “woof…splat…meow…splat?” It’s raining cats and dogs.
  • What has four legs, is big, green, furry, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
  • Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.
  • What do you get when you play a country music song backward? You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking
  • Which day of the week is the best for a dental appointment? Toothday.
  • What kind of shoes do lazy people wear? Loafers.
  • Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.
  • Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? He wanted to rock and roll.

Och avslutningsvis mina två favoriter;

  • What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? “Dam.”
  • Where do otters come from? Otter space.